Need a job done

Published Thursday, February 16, 2006 by The Riverman | E-mail this post

i want to die. any help?

Anonymous on 8:24 AM

Eat McDonald's for breakfast - Deluxe Breakfast

Eat KFC for lunch - 8-piece box, spicy, mixed

Eat an entire pack of bacon for 1500 snack

Eat a case of beer for dinner

Repeat next day.
Anonymous on 3:15 PM

on top of the aforementioned prescription from YEM...

cover every inch of skin on your body with nicotine patches, and smoke 1 carton...no...2...a day. don't forget to wipe that gravy off of your patches...there you go....good job.
Anonymous on 3:16 PM

on top of the aforementioned prescription from YEM...

cover every inch of skin on your body with nicotine patches, and smoke 1 carton...no...2...a day. don't forget to wipe that gravy off of your patches...there you go....good job.
Anonymous on 8:54 AM

So.. he should do it twice?

Wow... he should really work on his gravy-wiping skills.
Anonymous on 12:00 PM

First, firefox sucks. second, i can't afford nicotine patches, i can barely afford the 2 cartons i smoke a day. Third, you've been eating that diet (sans bacon and beer) for quite some time fatboy and you don't seem to be dead. And fourth and last, what gravy???????

I love you guys
Anonymous on 12:08 PM

I hate you guys