Dorm life is wonderful. It was one of the greatest times of my life. But it wasn't always, how shall I say this....ideal. To illustrate this, below is a copy of an email sent to a friend of mine at MSU from his RA. Enjoy.


As I write this letter, I am standing here, naked, waiting for my coffee maker
to heat up another pot of hot water so I can rinse myself off from the sponge
bath I've just enjoyed. The boiler in this building is old, it fucks up on a
semi-regular basis, and I don't know when the hot water will be back on. I'm
sending in a Fix-It ticket as soon as I finish writing this letter, but I don't
know when they'll get to it. So don't come asking me about the water, 'cause I
don't fuckin' know. Sorry, it sucks, and I'm in the same boat as all of you
are.

Bill, the RA